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Ashleyphobic 

adj.- Decsribes a person who is frightened by the acts of a certain person named Kevin Ashley. The acts by which an Ashleyphobic is frightened by include: Eating stuff from under his nails, out of his hair, shoes, and nose, eating the balls of dirt that accumulate from rubbing his hands together and any any bodily excretion in existance.
The ashleyphobic watched in pain as Kevin Ashley ate any bodily excretion that he could find.
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ashleyphobia 

unexplained fear of ashley. just the sight of that person will strike fear in the person's heart. ashley could be a friend but talking to ashley when you have ashleyphobia could make you forget how to breathe
"i hope you don't mind ashley..."
"Oh No! i have ashleyphobia i just can't
ashleyphobia by Damien Sim 2017 June 20, 2017
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Fear of being rickrolled, fear of the song “Never Gonna Give you Up” by Rick Astley, fear of rickrolling
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