Asswhistle

What you call some fat fucker when hes a total douche and cant do his job correctly.

Did you see Roberto out there? Man what a total fucking ASSWHISTLE

by Jefro The Nig Controller July 21, 2004

asswhites

The white lines right below a woman's ass cheeks, usually caused by excessive tanning and the skin folds of an ample ghetto booty.

I thought that ho I met at the pool the other day had a perfect tan, but as I bent her over for k9 back at my place, her asswhites almost blinded me.

by Mach3 January 3, 2008

ass whistle

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and very much not liked.
Rooted in the horrible sounds and smells of a colonoscopy prep which are both loud and obnoxious.

Why did David act so rude and obnoxious when Julie came over? What is his problem?
Don't pay any attention to him. He's a total ass whistle.

by Sewbrmom February 6, 2013

Swedish ass whistle

what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.

I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024