asswhip

The unofficial name of Dallas Cowboy's mascot "Rowdy".

Look at Asswhip down there on the sidelines. Bill Parcells should kick his ass.

by solo April 9, 2004

asswhip

v. to smack a ho's ass with your cock after splitting her colon

After I hit that ho in the shitter, I asswhipped her but good

by digitalanimal April 11, 2004

asswhip

a made up word used by laura shea only

fine don't talk to me asswhip

by Lizzie March 28, 2004

Asswhip

An Asswhipe without an e

Asswhip meaning: GG alin made me bleed

by Fucking slayer February 7, 2019

Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

asswhites

The white lines right below a woman's ass cheeks, usually caused by excessive tanning and the skin folds of an ample ghetto booty.

I thought that ho I met at the pool the other day had a perfect tan, but as I bent her over for k9 back at my place, her asswhites almost blinded me.

by Mach3 January 3, 2008