assurance 

Insurance for your ass.

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.

assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

assurance 

A word that some lawyer messed up

what was that againg? uhh sure-ance?

assurance by Yeap August 2, 2004

assurance fraud 

noun--Purposely insisting to someone that something is true when you know it isn't. i.e. lies.

"The musings of a radical outcast are victims of assurance fraud--Time and Again insist, and The Words truly believe, that they fall not on deaf ears."--C. Stern, 1991

assurance fraud by ceefour October 8, 2007

assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.

"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."

assurance blow by SquidDude May 8, 2019

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities

But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.

Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

Repetitive Assurance 

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.

Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"

Repetitive Assurance by theBigKat February 16, 2010

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).

Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!

Cohen assurance by m-fun February 10, 2019