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A term used to describe an obese person who isn’t doing very well in school.
Fam, this yute’s an assknee, ahlie?” Or, “Don’t be an assknee”
Assknee by Concrete muncher March 10, 2022
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AssKnees 

N. The Striking "Strategy" of Team Quest Lay-n-Pray fighters, notably Joe "Die" Warren and Chael Sonnen (R-OR). This abomination of a technique is the ultimate non-offensive maneuver used solely to win points and "get the W".

However, recent uses of AssKnees requires one to think that AssKnees may save MMA in the long run, as if you are not good enough to ward of the onslaught of ASSKNEES, you deserve defeat and are a disgrace to MMA.

Sadly, those who suffered the fate of ASSKNEES are not available to comment as they still cannot sit to reply to emails.

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Joe Warren in Bellator, Joe warren vs Kid Yamamoto, Chael Sonnen vs Nate Mardquart and Yushin Okami

Joe Warren continues towards the Bellator FW championship using those assknees to whoop on some legit, but seriously lacking in assknee defense.
AssKnees by agonz May 15, 2010
He's got a nasty case of assne
assnee by bert December 13, 2004
Also known as "Yashnee", it is a person on the path to the highest level of enlightenment.
"...the greatest ashknee of mankind will appear before the darkness, becoming the light, it is foreseen from those blessed with the visions of prophecy of Lord Maku."
ashknee by Lord Maku III March 17, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026