When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
by skywalkerOG March 15, 2015
Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004
a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B
friend: *punch in face*
by DrToeFingers November 22, 2011
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
by donkeyrules October 03, 2014
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
by Libraryguy March 04, 2010
An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.
by rilecat November 18, 2016
Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."
by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002