Assistabator
Gary has no hands and needs help getting off, so he enlists the help of a friend who assists him with masturbating. Therefore his friend is an assistabator.
Assistabator by CreamBunBros July 1, 2014
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assistibator
I was feeling a little horny, so I called up Gritz's sister to come over and be my assistibator. She's a top-notch assistibator.
assistibator by This Fucking Guy January 31, 2014
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