Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.

Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"

by Dr.Dildo February 09, 2017

Assist Trophy

A violent racial slur used to initiate mass genocide against multiple spiecies

Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.

by JZA333 September 14, 2018