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The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Mexican Food,
Indian Food
These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.
by Mad Hatter Lee November 09, 2006
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.
I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.
by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018
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When one can be positively identified from the backside.
Ted, who is extremely talented, has the ability to Ass ID nearly all female employees in his company’s employ.
by Chili2 January 22, 2018
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A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.
omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.
by Randomname6 June 06, 2020
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Taking LSD by inserting a tab into your anus.
“Bro, they boys and I are doing Ass-Id this weekend”
“Yeah but up your fucking asshole!”
by Joemama Hughjanus January 24, 2020
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