Asschmech

Similar to Ballschmech, Asschmech is the build up of a slimy like substance made up of ass sweat, toilet paper, feces, and anal leakage, cultivated after only a week without showering.

JoBryan: man, what's up with your ass? It's so slimy!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!

Asschmech by The reclaimer April 12, 2020

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asscheck

The quick glance taken to scope the goods from behind when someone walks by.

Mike: Will, that guy just caught you doing an asscheck.
Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.

asscheck by Kuch March 20, 2008

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Asschmech • asscheck • Asschach • Asschecking

Asschecking

In hockey if you push/check someone with your ass it's called asschecking.

Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty

Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty

Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...

Asschecking by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020

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Asschach

The imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.

Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.

Asschach by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013

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Asscheck

When a guy purposely bumps into you just to touch your ass.

"Gosh, Why does every guy have to Asscheck me."
"This guy just Asschecked me and his friends laughed."

Asscheck by LilRedTruck456 October 5, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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