Similar to Ballschmech, Asschmech is the build up of a slimy like substance made up of ass sweat, toilet paper, feces, and anal leakage, cultivated after only a week without showering.
JoBryan: man, what's up with your ass? It's so slimy!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!
by The reclaimer April 12, 2020
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Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.
Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.
by Kuch March 20, 2008
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Hockey player 1: Aha my friend just got a bodychecking penalty
Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty
Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...
Hockey player 2: Actually he made that guy fall with his ass it's an asschecking penalty
Hockey player 1: Damn hella thicc can't control his own ass...
by Melidramaticchicc January 7, 2020
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Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.
by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013
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"This guy just Asschecked me and his friends laughed."
"This guy just Asschecked me and his friends laughed."
by LilRedTruck456 October 5, 2016
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