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Ass jelly 

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.
I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.
Ass jelly by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003
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Ass jelly 

Dealing with bullshit daily from an unprofessional co-worker or boss. The daily bullshit can be discribed as Ass jelly.
Hey Melissa, did they just gave you more Ass jelly for lunch?

They need to take that can of Ass jelly some where else, cause I ain't putting up with that shit in my PB&J.
Ass jelly by Assjellyfree July 20, 2007

Ass jelly 

When water or other liquids get inside of your ass to form a jelly like substance
Example
I had some serious ass jelly when I got out of the shower last night
Ass jelly by Ass jelly April 12, 2019

Ass Jelly 

Ass Jelly by Not bloo December 27, 2022

jelly ass nigga

A soft boy/Girl that’s all talk And not bout no action
Nigga he/she jelly asf

Ciara A jelly ass bitch
Jordan a jelly ass nigga
jelly ass nigga by Kolbe11 April 23, 2018

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich 

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.
How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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