Ass fairy 

A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

Ass fairy by Ozwald March 24, 2006

Ass Fairy 

A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.

Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!

Ass Fairy by jsd9632 February 19, 2012

Ass Fairy 

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

Ass Fairy by jvcanote June 6, 2018

Fair as a goat’s ass 

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

Fair as a goat’s ass by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021