A type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your asses meet. Whoever is still standing masters that round

My friends Duncan, Leo, and, Eric played Columbian Ass Wars all day long!

Columbian Ass War by Ellen (Lola Trueheart) May 30, 2008

Related Words

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ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.

Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.

ass warlock by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017

Ass Warfare

The non-violent and mostly psychological war men wage against one another to win the affection of a female with a highly convex ass.

Rover loved his fiance's ass, did not want any other man to even see it, and would even stand in back of her to block any man he feared might start honing in on it to even confirm how good it was. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Carlos was trying to figure out why seeing a beautiful ass gives him and all other men so much pleasure, and sometimes ignite ass warfare.

Ass Warfare by but for October 25, 2017

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

ass warrior by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Ass Warrior

Male or female that has a fetish for anything ass related. Licking, sucking and biting the ass

Man Tina is an ass warrior, I didn't even have to get her drunk and she was tossing my salad

Ass Warrior by J Neil February 16, 2015

ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.

Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work

ass warmer by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026