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Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

A female or Male who goes and I oop and also sksksksksksk but is also a sjw *social justice warrior* but worst of is working for EA
:Henry: wow she is being such a dumb ass bitch social ass sksksksk warrior looking ass bitch

:Kyle:Oh you mean a Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard 

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard by TH Harry H October 5, 2009

tard ass 

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.
mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.
tard ass by mish February 11, 2005
A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010
The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014