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Ass Smasher 

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.
Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.
Ass Smasher by Slobo March 12, 2008
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Ass Smasher 

One who spanks and beat down tight asshole

Beats bubble ass

Makes ass tap out
Ass Smasher by Buttbusta October 17, 2019

Ass smasher 

One who can destroy/total an object with their ass.
OMG! Did you see that guy destroy that chair!

He totally ass smashed it!!

He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!
Ass smasher by Originalnerdwife October 20, 2015

Big Bag of Smashed Ass 

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.
When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

Bag of Smashed Ass 

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
Bag of Smashed Ass by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

smashed ass 

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.
smashed ass by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

ass eating slasher 

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.
ass eating slasher by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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