Ass slave

Someone who is a slave to the ass.Most of the time gay men.

You're a total ass slave so don't even start with me.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Ass slave

Ass slaves are the bitches of the homosexual community. They usually have very strong anuses that could take such a punishment 24/7. Often seen in leather thongs being lead around by a chain, these men serve the will of a superior homosexual. It's good pay, but has a high cost on ones morals and anus.

Usually referred to as a "bitch" in the heterosexual community

Obama choose Biden because of his ability to stick a flower pot up his ass, making an excellent ass slave.

Nahh I'm an ass slave. Its what I'm paid for.

by smallzilla January 13, 2011

Ass Slave

Usually a submissive wife that bends over and gets fucked in her ass even though she hates it because her husband tells her too do so.

She's always walking funny because her ass is sore she's her husband's ass slave.

by Robert's Bitch January 13, 2023

Slave ass Bitch

a person that always does what u want them to do

You're a slave ass bitch because you put the money in the microwave like I told you do...and you're still on the clock

by monkei_boi August 6, 2009

Alien Ass Salve

a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a glass swan.

People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.

by Meanie393 June 13, 2009

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

ass flavor saver

hipster facial hair, soul patch

look at that ass flavor saver on that douche bag

by spazfly October 28, 2017