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When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.

"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."

ass penis by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

Words you can keep

Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.

I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.

Sweaty Ass-Penis by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

Fuck ass penis wiener by Ligma over September 25, 2020

bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

bitch ass penis by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

Cum Ass Penis Spunky by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

Nigga penis ass

A black male with a penis sticking out of his asshole

Yo Hunter a real Nigga penis ass

Nigga penis ass by Uk36yeahaight September 1, 2019

penis ass tavern

to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night

I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight

penis ass tavern by Jose' January 14, 2008

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026