Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.
Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.
by //dcalltheway// January 31, 2011
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ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.
Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.
by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009
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naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019
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