Ass Lashes

The hairs in and/or around your ass

Dude, my ass lashes have tons of dingleberries caught in them. It took me forever to pull them out.

by naot2345 June 23, 2010

asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018