A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
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by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 16, 2011
The lowest life form in the workplace not only trying to butter up to the boss or manager but to his superiors and even to the regional or company CEO.
The President of the company came to the store to visit but that little ass kisser ruined his visit by kissing up to him and giving a gift to him making the other co-worker very angry with her.
by BruinKiller3469 February 28, 2014
An Ass Kisser is SOMEONE who lets a evil person crap all over them, and excepts it, then, in return The ASS KISSER does great things to try to make the evil person happy. The ASS KISSERS life revolves around the evil persons feelings and what the evil persons needs and wants are...
CAROL: Lisa ruined My wedding! She Fought with My whole family! I'm baby sitting Her kids this weekend.
CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.
CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?
CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?
CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)
CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!
CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!
Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!
CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.
CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?
CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?
CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)
CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!
CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!
Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!
by I'm NOT Carol July 11, 2008
That kid is a ass kisser
by The man December 15, 1999
a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
by Kool Mint Flava October 03, 2004
A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.
'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.
2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005