Ass Herd

An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.

Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.

Damn Joe, theres that damn ass herd again taking up the front row spots at the local wall mart.

Ass Herd by feetofmeat April 8, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008