ass fries 

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

ass fries by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

ass fries 

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries

Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.

ass fries by Yacoob December 9, 2008

ass fries 

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!

Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.

ass fries by weedless bitches January 27, 2009

Ass Fries 

The act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it

"Why does Rob have that fry down the back of his pants?"
"He's making ass fries..."

Ass Fries by JulieBean July 30, 2008

Ass Fries 

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

Ass Fries by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018

ass-fries 

French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.

"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"

ass-fries by danno November 22, 2004

ass-fries 

It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.

I ate some ass-fries at the cafeteria and I couldn't shit for a week.

ass-fries by leonardo December 2, 2004