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A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.
Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
Ass Day by czaravm January 1, 2012
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A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY
Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..
ASS DAY by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019
ass day ask any guy or girl for ass pics they have to send you 3 pics no less.
it's ass day today you have to send me ass pics
ass day by idkaname28 August 29, 2021

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

beat a bitch ass day 

Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!
that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day

National kick ass day 

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone
“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day

national smack ass day 

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day
*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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