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Asian Roulette 

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.
Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
Words you can keep

Asian roulette 

Sort of like Russian roulette, with Asian girls.

Asian roulette is where you hook up with an Asian girl, then find out later whether you committed a crime.

It is a well-documented, scientific fact that Asian females of the human race look the same from age 16-50. Google "Average asian aging process" for relevant periodicals
Example 1:
In a bar with a lot of Asian girls of unverified age: "Who's up for some Asian roulette?"

Example 2:
Person A: "Whoa that Asian girl is hot"
Person B: "Only problem is its impossible to tell if Asians are 18 or not"
Person A: "Asian roulette!"
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