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South Asian Spice Trader 

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!

Asian Space

The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.
Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.
Asian Space by Squattin4Cotton December 13, 2017