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Asian Dad 

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+
Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades
Asian Dad by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019
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Asian Dad 

A dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.
Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.

Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.
Asian Dad by J.H.K. May 21, 2011

Asian Dad Driving 

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
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