“Hey, wanna call?”
“No, I’m busy right now,”
“Well just drop everything and get home right now, I’m bored,”
“I can’t drop everything, I’m planning a funeral,”
“Well just tell the person to resurrect themselves they can plan their own funeral.”
“You know, you’re kinda being an Asega right now.”
“No, I’m busy right now,”
“Well just drop everything and get home right now, I’m bored,”
“I can’t drop everything, I’m planning a funeral,”
“Well just tell the person to resurrect themselves they can plan their own funeral.”
“You know, you’re kinda being an Asega right now.”
by GayKarmicB1tch February 9, 2023
Get the Asega mug.Abegail is a girl who will stop her personal life and go help someone as soon as possible. She is a friend to everyone and laughs a lot. When it comes to family, heritage, and close friends, she doesn't mess around. She respects you as long as you respect her. She is a beautiful person on the inside and outside but sometimes she can be your WORSE nightmare if you push it. Though she is sometimes misunderstood by her unique perspective in life and in all things, she still win at the end of the day because everyone loves and admire her. She is also very loyal and a great friend to lean on. That’s why a lot of people is jealous of her, because they want to be like her. She also give's great relationship advice and sometimes is not even in a relationship. Its just like how a coach teaches but doesn't play in the game. Overall, Abegail is the type of girl you'd want in your life. A smart, polite, caring and loving person as she is.
Damn, I could really use some advice and a little laughter, I'll go to Abegail.
Abegail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
Abegail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
by xxfyi November 23, 2021
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A crazy girl with a sweet caring heart and a dirty mind.
Asena always seams to be happy on the out side but is sad on the inside.
She is an amazing friend and is always a shoulder to cry on and will always help you and cheer you up.
A crazy girl with a sweet caring heart and a dirty mind.
Asena always seams to be happy on the out side but is sad on the inside.
She is an amazing friend and is always a shoulder to cry on and will always help you and cheer you up.
by Emmi Tomlinson December 30, 2013
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"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."
by Jefedin January 5, 2014
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Ahegao is commonly used in any kind of BDSM type hentai, along with hentai that feature the "rape" fetish. However, ahegao does NOT equal rape.
Ahegao is commonly used in any kind of BDSM type hentai, along with hentai that feature the "rape" fetish. However, ahegao does NOT equal rape.
by StormSurge November 22, 2017
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