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asbury park

It's a damn shame what happened the Asbury Park.
asbury park by Tommy Roast Beef July 27, 2006

Asbury Park

A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.
I went to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park to see a concert last Friday.
Asbury Park by Craig ARC May 2, 2006

Asbury Park

Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.
“Damn my Asbury Park is over”
Asbury Park by grupenhof August 30, 2019

Asbury park

Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town
-"Hey lets go to Asbury park tonight !!!

-Nah man theres to many saved by bells in friday nights....
Asbury park by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.
"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"
ASSbury park by Barry G. September 16, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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