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Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town
by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017
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