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Asa Hutchinson 

1. The dumb-as-fuck two-faced clown governor of the shithole hicktard plagued sorry excuse of a state known as Arkansas. Asa Hutchinson signed a bill banning state and local mask mandates during an air born viral pandemic because he's a sick demented fuck that likes to watch people die slow and miserable deaths. He is a backtracking fucktard now claiming to regret the legislation and that he would like for it to be amended because he wants to play both sides of the fence in lieu of his possible bid for POTUS in 2024. His miserable, pathetic state is also trying to trick naive citizens into moving to his shithole, STD ridden, trumptardian infected state (which also happens to feature the 8th lowest average IQ in the U.S. and it shows) through offering citizens up to $20,000 to move there.

2. A man pretending to have a guilty conscience or pretending to have a deep regret.

3. A complete moron devoid of foresight or vision.

4. Playing both sides of the fence

5. Two-Faced

6. The 6th GOP governor to acknowledge the fact that Trump lost the 2020 election

7. A guy who is 99% a piece of shit but might surprise the fuck out of you now and then by doing something good
That sick fuck killed all those people and now he's pretending he's sorry for it. What a fucking Asa Hutchinson.
Asa Hutchinson by Majikl August 14, 2021
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