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Artillian is a company that makes cool thingamabobs for tractors and UTV's, like grapples and whatchamacallits. They make it so that your tractor is able to do way cooler things than just tractor, like dig big stumps and pick things up and even put them down. They're also pretty light weight considering they're metal and stuff, so it means the tractor can lift more.

Unlike most companies, this one isn't as old as the dinosaurs, and was founded in good ol' 2010 by Chris Perry (cool guy).

They have the sickest quick attach frames, the best backrest & forks, the godliest grapples, rad rakes, stupendous stump buckets, and honestly I could keep going but it would take too long to type and my fingers are not up for that.
Citizen- "Hey man, can you use your tractor thingy to move this inconveniently large and heavy object?"
Artillian Customer- "Not without my Artillian attachments and accessories!"
Artillian by buttered pickles June 27, 2022
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Atwillian 

Noun: an atheist or any radical non-Christian that holds to the theory by Joseph Atwill that Jesus was a Roman invention (called Caesar's messiah). A delusional theory, comparable to QAnon, the theory is mainly fuelled by anti-Christian bias. Most Atwillians usually have no understanding of Roman history, culture, politics and religion and only believing the theory based on vague correlations or downright misinformation.
Look at this Atwillian, he think's that Jesus is Titus

Artisianal 

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.
Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!
Artisianal by infosystir January 16, 2017

artillary 

long range morter like guns used in millitary campagiengs
the artillary battared the enemy forces
artillary by nicholas PHD April 2, 2003
She is a warm,and hard spoken woman she is very mature for her age, and is very loyal in any relationship,she speaks her mind and tells the truth when it comes to being honest,shes really cute and cool & can make anyone laugh,Armillia's relationships usually last a couple months
Boy; Armillia's kinda cute
His friend; yea I heard shes super loyal
Armillia by Lilymac3000 October 16, 2019

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Of, or pretaining to someone not believeing a word is real
Gina was actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab about the word actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
A devious, weird, or odd person. Can also be used as an adjective "atilious"
He is quite a cute atilian
atilian by kys mofo January 15, 2023
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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