Arseus 

The most powerful Pokémon ever, said to be the creator of them all.

I just caught Arseus!

Arseus by Johans October 6, 2006

Arseus 

Arseus (also known as "Mr. McBroken", "wtf hax11!!!", and "Pokemon number four-hundred and WHAT!?!?!") is the last Pokemon of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, or fourth-generation list of Pokemon. Arseus looks sort of like an organic, freaky-looking deer, with what appears to be a golden wheel encircling its silver body. Nintendo describes Arseus as the God of Pokemon. There is only one and can be found at level 80, making it the most powerful wild Pokemon to date.

Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.

<Trainer 1>: ARSEUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Arseus by Scyen December 14, 2008

Arseus 

A weird looking uber from the Pokemon diamond and pearl games. It has 120 in all stats and can be any type. It will surely be used and bragged about by 12 year old boys on Pokemon fan forums who most likely gave it a crappy moveset anyway.

Arseus is an example of the declining creativity of the Pokemon series.

Arseus by Speedycat December 9, 2008

arseus 

A latin arse

Arseus maximus!

arseus by tron December 13, 2003

Arseus 

A mispronunciation of the pokemon Arceus.

Bro, this Arseus is so annoying?
It's Arceus you dumbass

Arseus by SparklingHeatherMLP December 21, 2022

Arceusism 

Someone who views Arceus as the god of the world. Generally Nintendo Fanboys.

Guy 1 - Have you seen this Arceusism thing?

Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.

Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!

Guy 2 - Don't....

Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.

Arceusism by Deadwood Punch November 11, 2010

oh my Arceus 

(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".

The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".

Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.

The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.

"I just got the new Pokémon game!"
"Oh my Arceus! Can I see?"

oh my Arceus by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013