Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

by lee and les November 15, 2007