a male version of a syndrome known as woodie syndrome, sufferes report incredibly bad luck with people of the opposite gender, despite being incredibly gorgeous. strikes once one has become to fit 4 people to like
oh, god, you dont have a case of the arran rose do you?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.