Army pants

My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.

"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"

"I don't have army pants"

"I know, me neither, but it's fun to joke about"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

Swiss army pants

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

by CDeLucia March 8, 2009