Army of One

Likely the most honest US military commercial ever broadcast. Although the intended message is undecipherable, a soldier running through the dessert by himself, to anybody who has been in the Army recently, the message is clear. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN AND YOUR ASS IS IN GREAT DANGER - How the fuck did I get myself into this mess?.

The people here hate me. Many are trying to kill me. What the fuck are we here for, anyway? I don't want to be an army of one anymore. Give me some ruby slippers and get me back home.

Army of One by Sal McCloud February 13, 2006

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Army of One

The latest recruiting catch phrase. Replacing "Be All That You Can Be (In The Army)". Seems like a strange way to describe the new kinder, gentler Army. An Army Of One, "One" is an acronym: O=Officers N=NCOs (Non-Commissioned Officers) E=Enlisted.

No example needed. Army Of One, Hooah!

Army of One by Spc Gray April 18, 2006

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Army of One

A particularly sturdy and capable holy-spec paladin in the most popular MMORPG of all time.

lesser pally 1: Dude, Hammah just blew away an entire crop of l.60 undead in EPL, solo.

lesser pally 2: What can I say? He's an Army of One.

Army of One by Ohne December 14, 2008

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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