Armchair Fan

People who claim to have a huge interest in a Football team they very rarely watch and when they do watch it is on the television, mainly Match of the day. Most armchair fans support Man UTD.

Greg Clayton is a Man UTD 'fan' who averages 5 games a season watched on match of the day but seems to think he knows whats going on. This is an armchair fan.

Armchair Fan by kopitekid May 25, 2009

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Armchair Fan

A fan of american football or any sport where they react in an extreme way to the teams ups and downs without any actual knowledge of the sport. Often calling into radio shows to voice their displeasure.

Radio Caller: The Eagles lost this past weekend, fire the coach and bench the QB! I never liked those bums anyway!

Steve: Damn armchair fans know nothing about football. One games does not a season make!

Armchair Fan by StickyOne November 15, 2015

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Armchair fan

Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool

Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds

Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?

Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"

Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"

Armchair fan by Harry69 June 6, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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