Armblaster 

The beginning of a process to artificially inseminate a cow. Armblasting is the act of inserting ones arm into the bussy area of a cow

Look at Lewis! He’s the armblaster extraordinaire

Armblaster by Cofvefe October 21, 2018

assblaster 

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

assblaster by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assblaster 

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?

Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!

Assblaster by Demoulous October 24, 2003

AssBlaster9000 

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056

Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AssBlaster9000 by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014

airblaster 

radical snowboard company with such products as the headbag, and the sars jacket.

THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT!

dude i just bought a red airblaster sars jacket

airblaster by we do whaterver we want November 25, 2004

Assblaster 

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

Assblaster by Shablam October 26, 2003

assblaster 

a fierce animal shits fire

look a assblaster

assblaster by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018