Arkansas Buzzcut

When a man ejaculates in someone else’s hair and the ensuing mess requires the recipient to buzz their hair off.

Did you see that Jessie was wearing a hat today? It’s cause Greg gave her an Arkansas buzzcut last week.

Arkansas Buzzcut by Jimmy Greenbeans April 18, 2026

Get merch

Get the Arkansas Buzzcut mug.

See more merch

Related Words

Arkansas Buzzcut • Arkansas • arkansas toothpick • arkansas hot pocket • Arkansas City • Arkansas Crackasaurus • arkansas luggage • Arkansas Meltdown • Arkansas Special • Arkansas Threesome