Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

Ard-on by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

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c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

c'ard-on by RNPS December 9, 2008

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Ardon

Ardon is a name associated with power and awesomeness. Ardon is derived from the ancient hebrew word for bronze meaning that anybody named Ardon is a total hard ass and will not hesitate to bone your girlfriend. Ardon is a warrior, a man who does not give up; also a man who gets all the ladies because he is huge in the pants.

Chick 1: Hey did you hear about Ardon?
Chick 2: Hell yeah! He makes me so wet.

Ardon by tampastrong18 June 16, 2010