Arabian Facebuster 

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.

Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town

Arabian Facebuster by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008