Aqua Dookie
The act of squatting ceremoniously in a large body of water - preferrably near an overpopulated beach - and proceeding to drop a deuce. Or in laymans terms...take a shit.
Aqua Dookie by JacqueChambe December 27, 2007
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Aqua dookie
Aqua dookie by Wesmar420 January 16, 2021
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aqua-dooker by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005
Aquadooker
We thought Phil was an aquadooker for a second, but it turned out that he just dropped his Snickers bar in the pool.
Don't go swimming at Alicia's lake house...the next door neighbor is an aquadooker, so there is always a possibility that you'll swim into a submerged poo.
There isn't a port-a-potty within 2 miles of this lake! It looks like I'm going to have to be an aquadooker.
Don't go swimming at Alicia's lake house...the next door neighbor is an aquadooker, so there is always a possibility that you'll swim into a submerged poo.
There isn't a port-a-potty within 2 miles of this lake! It looks like I'm going to have to be an aquadooker.
Aquadooker by zeeduke February 25, 2010
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