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Aqua Squat 

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.
Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.
Aqua Squat by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022
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Aqua Squad 

The team of elite masterminds who expertly crease, bend, tuck, gather, roll, pleat and fold carefully contorted large objects of mass liquidation that create tsunamis when correctly slid on. A true Aqua Squad can only be found deep within the reaches of D-Quad, led by a fearless Chosen One called Jeff by those who revere him.
The Aqua Squad obliterated it's competition, HIAD, in an intense race to finish building their fortresses.
Aqua Squad by NightMike July 24, 2014

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!

The Aquasquatch 

A mysterious organism related to the Sasquatch. The Aquasquatch resides in a swamp on Oak Island near Nova Scotia where he protects the treasures of Oak Island such as The Holy Grail, The Ark of the Covenant, and various pirate treasures. The Aquasquatch is immortal.
The Aquasquatch sees all and knows all.

aquasquatting 

to occupy a boat or other aquatic vessel without owning, renting or otherwise having permission to use it.
Aquasquatting is so much more chic than urban squatting.

aquasquatter 

an occupant of a boat or other aquatic vessel who doesn't own, rent or otherwise have permission to use it.
"When I grow up, I want to be an aquasquatter. It's so much more posh than being an urban squatter."
aquasquatter by Dr. Clutterbuck April 4, 2011

AquaSquatch 

Cousin of the Sasquatch, lives in water in Wells, Maine! Has large footprints and can be found by calling "SQUAAAAAATCH!"
"Is that a seal?"
"No its an AquaSquatch!"
AquaSquatch by fofofofo February 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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