Pronunciation: Ap-RIL-la-don

A dinosaur from the paleolithic period that can still be found to this day roaming parties. Although she appears to be a normal twenty-something female during normal hours this is not the case! Whenever you add alcohol, especially tequila, she transforms into her former, prehistoric, self. The Apriladawn is the most dangerous cock blocking prehistoric species that has been discovered. She is capable of cock blocking not only male-to-female hookups but can also cock block same sex interactions. Although she claims to have no knowledge of the cock blocking she is masterful in her art. The Apriladawn should be avoided at all costs unless you really have no desire to get down with some get down!

John: Dude...I think I can hookup with the chick in the corner!
Tim: Whatever you do...do not get close to that chick by the bar. She is a total Apriladawn. Those things are cock blocking machines!
John: Who the hell gave that chick tequila!

Apriladawn by bigherb February 16, 2010

Aprilene

Aprilene is a shy girl at first, but when you get to know her she will ruin your life with her weird and fun personality. She's a weird and hyper girl but she's kind and will help with anything. She may be weird but she can be that bestfriend that you can relay to, can comfort you when you needed her. She's not showy with her feelings and sometimes make jokes about it. She's kinda a private person.

“who's aprilene?”
“oh she is the weirdest girl here.”

Aprilene by Emsctwt June 9, 2021

Aprilday

A cool, amazing sweet girl who is independent, caring, and loving. Sexy, hot, sleek, extremely funny, athletic. Can be quiet at times. Always joking but knows when to be serious. Always puts her friends and family before herself. Will usually always make your day when you meet one. An awesome kisser, and knows how to rock her body.

Wow, that girl knows how to make anyone smile, she must have been an Aprilday..

Aprilday by Ricekitty October 24, 2011

Aprild

APRILD RULES ALL.
Yes, part of the alliance of World of Warcraft on Altar Of Storms!!
Beware the mere sight of him.
For he has many tricks up his sleeves.(which doesn't really make sence cause his tunic is sleeveless)

BUT BEWARE and remember.
APRILD RULES ALL

Aprild Rawr
You Meow..
Aprild asdfjkl (too explicit to show)
You (well.. there is no more you.)

Aprild by Deadik May 8, 2009

aprildaweirdoooxD

the best person ever! they are the most amazing person to ever exist

“aprildaweirdoooxD is so cool”

aprildaweirdoooxD by edogawaaaaaaaaa May 21, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026