If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
by Beingst May 26, 2018
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