Apponishing

Amalgamation of apparent and astonishing. Philosophical, and/or obvious, depending on interpretation.

"My parents are turning 50 this year."
"Some day we will be 50 years old too."

"Woah that was a really apponishing statement."

by ScaryHairyGary October 2, 2018

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

astonishing

1. Kodama
2. To stun; to render senseless

Kodama is astonishing.

by William April 24, 2004