Apple Computers 

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.

Apple Computers by nameless345435 December 6, 2006

Apple Computers 

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

Apple Computers by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

Apple Computers 

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

Apple Computers by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

Apple Computers 

A wonderful company that sells amazing products like Macs, iPods, and software. Products sold from Apple Computers are almost always stunning, fast, powerful, and rarely crash or cause other problems. Apple's main product, the Macintosh computer, is argueably the best computer in the world (specifically the G5). It runs on OS X, but is highly compatable, too. It is also equipped with a UNIX core, accessable through the Terminal. Basically it totally kicks microsoft's pathetic butt.

Jennifer- I bought a brand new iMac G5 and iPod Photo at Apple Computers, and i still cant get over how well they work!
Joe- oh really? i just bought a new PC at some dumb PC retailer and it really..... uhm.... sucks. yea.... it crashes alot and likes displaying the blue screen of death...

Apple Computers by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004

Apple computers 

Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.

The virdict

Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course

Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was

Apple computers by pseudonymsoundslikeadrug June 22, 2009

apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

apple computer by oracle March 12, 2004

Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

Apple computer by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020