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Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.
by Swearengin August 27, 2012
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