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Aphroditus 

"Did you see Jan at the beauty pageant?"
"Yeah dude she must have Aphroditus"
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Aphroditus 

Aphroditus is a charmer. A flirty guy who always gets himself in a love triangle. Can't be helped that he is gorgeous and down to earth. His interest always include his hobbies first before any girl. Homies are the #1 people he spends time with. And his hair is always beautiful.
You know Aphroditus? He's gorgeous!
Aphroditus by Cryaboutit.com November 24, 2021

Aphroditus 

The god of beautiful chicks with beautiful dicks.
Aphroditus is a Greek goddess.
Aphroditus by Shwoopadoopa January 11, 2025

Aphrodite 

Aphrodite a Greek name belonged to the beautiful Goddess of love and fertility. A woman of uncontrollable desire.
No words could describe how Aphrodite looks like nude. Her angelic flawless beauty captivates you as she lures you into her web of sexual fantasy which occurs mainly in her domain the boudoir. She's attracted to creative men and engages with them as their inspirer. Aphrodite admires tall, dark masculine men who serenade her with their amazing musical talents. Aphrodite is never a victim of a mans unwanted passion for her, the desires were mutual. No man can resist the Goddess of love and sexuality. Younger men are the most vulnerable and she uses her maturity to teach and guide them into her passion. Her knowledge is astonishing when it comes to love and sexual practices leaving her men
wanting more and more. Spending time with her is priceless and Aphrodite will always make you feel like a God. A very tranquil and composed woman always arousing every living cell in your body. Her beauty is immortal and I would love to sleep with her forever holding her in my arms. I must mention she has a few flaws that can be overlooked, she she likes to drink milk straight from the carton first thing in the morning, she's addicted to salted nuts, she drinks coconut water all day long, she washes her hair with coconut water. She has OCD where hygiene is concerned and refuses to make love to men when they've eaten garlic, onion or curry.
Aphrodite and Venus are best friends, they're inseparable
Aphrodite by Goddess/Sorceress August 14, 2017

alrighty aphrodite 

To agree to something, or approve of something, in a positively enthusiastic way. To also be happy about something random and respond in a good mood.
Do you want spaghetti for dinner? I know it's your favorite. Alrighty Aphrodite!

Taking a relaxing hot shower after a long stressful day, and muttering to yourself, Alrighty Aphrodite...

Aphrodite 

Aphrodite (Venus) rose full grown from the foam of the sea.
Aphrodite is the wife of Hephaestus (Vulcan) and the goddess of love.

aphroditesesquipedalianfixation

the act of loving long words
Rachael and Laila are both passionate aphroditesesquipedalianfixators.
Aphroditesesquipedalianfixation makes people go crazy looking for new long words!
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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