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Aphroditus

The "disease" of being so breathtakingly beautiful.

"Did you see Jan at the beauty pageant?"
"Yeah dude she must have Aphroditus"

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A high and mighty jerk. Always toots his own horn. Always tells you he's better then you no matter what.

"Have you met Josiah"?
"Oh, not Josiah, he's an absolute jerk"

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